To whom it may concern,
It has been told that this recipe once brought a baby lamb back to life.
The story goes: The lamb and his Sheppard were deep in the mountains of Afghanistan. One cloudy day, while the Sheppard was relieving himself, the lamb wandered too close to a cliff and fell 37.5 miles (indeed, this was a very high cliff) to his death.
The Sheppard was distraught, to say the least. He had heard tales of a secret and powerful chili—a chili that had once made a blind man see. So he set out to find this chili recipe.
After a week of traveling through the desert the man returned with this recipe.
He had his young wife-slave make the chili—because that’s what young wife-slaves are for—he then fed it to the week-dead, decomposing lamb—and the lamb suddenly jolted back to life.
Seeing the power of this recipe, and not wanting it to fall into the wrong hands, the old Sheppard ordered his young wife-slave to destroy the recipe. But being rebellious—as most young wife-slaves can be—she kept a secret copy hidden, never to be seen until this day.
I’ve also heard it told that the lamb was able to speak, like human-speak, after that day—but that seems a little unlikely.
Stay hungry, my friends.